This is in regards to the “Go” of Baby Bash the hip-hop artist. FOBBDeep and its affiliates, in no way, endorses violence against babies, bashing anyone innocent, or Goth artist stage names.
I was having a very typical night. I was sittin’ VIP at the club sippin’ on Merlot noticing a dime who was dancing like a cyclone… I mean, she was doing it all night long: moving her body like a cyclone (a mighty cyclone).
Then I was interrupted by someone hollaring “Yee!” and “Yadadada!” as if it were still 2006 in the Bay. It turns out that it was a part of the song. Baby Bash has a remix to the cyclone song where he turns up the notch on his Bayness. Is he, like, from Marin or something?
Could any diehard Baby Bash fans Are there any diehard Baby Bash fans that can confirm the consistency of Mr. Bash’s representation of the Bay? Granted, he is from Vallejo where he performed with N2Deep at various high schools, but can anyone confirm the sincerity of this Houston-grown artist’s new proclamation of Bayness?
Let’s follow the song and digest this. Bay-centric mannerisms mentioned in bold:
[T-Pain:] Weerreerreerreerreerreerreerreerreer… Oh!
Sorry if I incorrectly spelled the onomatopoeic representation of cycloning. T-pain, holla back.
[Baby Basher:] Remix. Chop it up, chop it. LJ! Alreaday. What izz it? Gorrilla Joe… Hurricane Chris… Yee! T-pain, what izz it, mayne? Lil Jon, ahyadadada!
Dang yo. This intro sounds like a scene from Treal TV. Note, the spelling of “is” is actually “izz,” thus, it is pronounced with a hard “e” just like the word “Theez.”
[Chorus]
[Baby Basher:]
She hooked up like a tow-truck
Got the flow sowed up
Boppin, yeah, was poppin
Mayne, gotta keep that purple rolled up
Booty-bounce-bopper shout out: 10 points. Plus, Bash got grapes.
Fresh off that leather
Candy wet and [censored]
Welcome everybody, to the weka-weather channel
She gon’ swang, she gon’ swerve it
She gon’ cook it, she gon’ serve it
Bust a button like its nothin’
We gon’ sweat it, got it hurtin’
And if it aint spot lights
settin sparks offa smashin’
She wanna fly album
Get that boy Baby Bashin (Yee!)
Hotter than the Philippines
Sharper than a guittine
Any mention of the Philippines in pop culture that isn’t racist, heterosexist, or in reference to sex-trafficking is pretty damn Bay to me. Basically, there’s too damn many Filipinos in the Bay to repeat the dog-eating myth.
You aint up on that ringtone game?
Then, tsa! Then you’re killin’ me
Men saying “Tsa!” is only acceptable when you’re in California. This is very Bay, I think.
Better get it while its hot
And you could bubble you can shine
And bet your bottom dollar
She gon’ bust it every time
[Chorus, sprinkled with various unnecessary "Yee's!"]
As for the ubiquitous “Yee’s”–they’re almost completely unnecessary unless you’re trying to act real Bay-like, which is ironically very Bay-like. Male disclaimer: don’t even try to hollar “Yee” when you’re slow-grinding to a freak song. You’re not supposed to be that excited yet.
I haven’t done enough research, but I’ll go ahead and give Baby Bash the FOBBDeep Bay Area Player Pass. But less so for the “Cyclone” remix and more so for this:
Attention, Hyphy Movement: Baby Bash… just… might… go.
-Mark